Oh, Dam!

Colin: "Papa, did you know Sam and Dam(n) rhyme?" (Pause for effect) Papa: "You mean as in a wall that holds water?" Colin: "No, like, when you throw glass on the ground, and it breaks, and some of it flies in your eye. And you'd say..." Papa: "I'd say 'Ouch!'" Colin: "Yeah, I'd say 'Ouch, damn, ouch!'" Everyone stiffles a laugh. (Not sure why the blog formatting is outta whack and smooshing the lines together.)